Chris has been out of town. When that happens, I'm the cook. That should never happen, but it does, and for the past four days I and my children have been eating watermelon rinds and cheese crackers. That's not true, but you don't want to know the truth.
Last night while I was cooking "dinner," Strummer and Sweet P formed a band. "We're called 'An Outburst In Many Words,'" Strummer said.
It totally made up for the fact that he refused to eat what I cooked.